The Journal of Morbid Humor

Things most find twisted and grotesque, I typically find a little funny. I'll post rather erraticly, but always it will be about something I find funny. You may want a dustbin nearby if you read this one often, as there will be some pretty dark things here.

I'm actually excited to see what you post Sounds interesting.

While lurking on the Internet, I found this little gem. I just wish I could remember where I found it.

Sweet Little Baby as it was meant to be:

Sweet little baby, don't say a word.
Daddy's going to buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mocking bird don't sing,
Daddy's gonna kill it with a laser beam.
And if that laser beam don't cut,
Daddy's gonna shove it right up its butt!
And if that bird don't sing after that,
Daddy's gonna beat it with a baseball bat.
And if that baseball bat's no good,
Daddy's gonna kill the whole neighborhood.
And when the neighborhod's all dead.
Daddy's gonna chop off your little head.
Sweet little baby, don't say a word.
Daddy's gonna turn you into a turd.

i am very morbid i enjoy watching ppl explode into a bloody mess or are chopped up into several pieces i like watching gore and blood splatter everywhere!!

In preparation for the launch of its sequel, I've been playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion a lot recently, and became a vampire for the first time. I quite like the nightmares you have. This one's my personal favourite:

In a dream from your childhood you remember playing hiding games with your young friends on a warm summer afternoon. You hide in your parents’ barn, sure you will not be found. Soon, the sweet smell of hay is replaced by a darker, sickly smell. You move deeper into the barn, only to stumble on the rotting corpses of your parents, their throats ripped out. You try to scream as your parents rise and pull you into an embrace.

According to the Construction Set, this is Random Nightmare #4.

So, earlier today, I discovered a site called lolshock.com, which has various shock value videos. With my sense of humor, I don't think it should be surprising that I find some of them pretty funny.